Mike the Brit

brynnherman:

For the past three days that I’ve worked the lunch shift, you’ve come in and ordered. You’re accent is so adorable and not too thick, like when you say “tuna sandwich” it doesn’t sound like “choonuh” [like the other sassy Brit, Paul, who has major attitude with me]. Sure you’re a little older than me [20 years?] but dammmnnnnnn, boy, yous fine. I work next Tuesday, so please come in for lunch again.

XOXO,

B

Me and Mike, we tight, so no disrespect to my fellow Limey.

But you should really hear how I say “tuna”, B.

Paul’s a dick though.