brynnherman:

Milk in a wine glass because it’s Sophisticated Thursday Dishwasher-Has-Been-Broke-For-the-Past-Two-Days Thursday.

What is that you say? Wash the dishes by hand? Do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth?

I have tried maybe 3 times to somehow twist the end of this into a sleazy come-on but I am finding it impossible, B. It keeps ending up implying that I want to kiss my mother’s dirty mouth, which is almost the opposite of what the come-on would intend. Probably for the best though. You never know who might be watching…